microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

How do you feel about trans women invading feminist spaces?
Anonymous

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

nuanced-subversion:

daniellemertina:

i don’t get how a woman can “invade” a space meant for women. 

reblogging again.

ALWAYS REBLOG

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

badassdwg69, titlock, dreamcast
Anonymous

bungiesdestiny:

Dreamcast? Pfft SNES or bust, scrub. 

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Anon who called me Naomi:
I still love you and I think your jokes are funny.
But you didn’t get it right.
(I do own 4.3 socks though. I have no idea where my socks go)

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Name: Natasha. Nickname: Tasha. Age: 19. Gender: girl Sexuality: Gayyyy. Relationship status: In a relationship. Likes: Video games. Dislikes: men. Random fact: Used to live in Seattle
Anonymous

You (actually) fucking nailed it.
You are my favorite anon.

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First name: Naomi Nickname: The Noodle Age: 419 Gender: Helix Sexual Orientation: Rotational Nationality: Lunar Relationship status: Illuminated Likes: Stars Dislikes: Fake Stars Random fact: Owns 4.3 socks
Anonymous

You fucking nailed it friend.

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poor person: help i need money
rich person: why dont you sell your computer
poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before